Monday, March 19, 2007

F*ck explained...

Recently my friend FWDed below picture..explaining how important my f*ck*Ng friendship for him.

Had laugh then remembered, the importance of the word 'FUCK' from Osho Speech :

One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked.
And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat. That's how I keep my throat clear!

you can listen to Osho's own words if you don't trust me..!!;)


priya said...


I have watched this before and enjoyed it.

Nithya said...

I think i've seen this b4 too...But Osho sed this ...:o

sparrow said...

hey nice post......i didnt know Osho said tht!!!!!

tudinesh said...

what the fuck ....

a detailed dissection of fuck ... nice one man :)